What movies have not aged well?
14.06.2025 04:52

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Moonraker
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Octopussy
Dr No
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
From Russia With Love
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
The Man with the Golden Gun
A View to a Kill
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
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-All the bad guys are black.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
You Only Live Twice
-J W Pepper
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-”Ah so!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
Live and Let Die
Goldfinger
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Diamonds Are Forever